Diary of a Klutz

Anyone who knows me, knows how accident prone I am. At first The Goth thought I was over exaggerating this point until The Salzburg incident! Anyway on my first visit to Yo Sushi! I managed to get through a whole meal without dropping any food down myself or stabbing someone in the eye with my chopsticks. I thought I was on a home run until I managed to headbutt the light fitting causing the lampshade to fall off and into a jar of raspberry sauce which then proceeded to create a nice blood splatter effect that would have made Dexter proud!

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